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Certfified POUPON U Adverb

Support the nonprofit National Mustard Museum with a giggle. Pick any adverb and the Curator will define it, use it in a mustard-themed sentence, and send you the handsome certificate, complete with an embossed gold seal. Be sure to indicate in the notes the adverb you want and first name of the recipient because that's what personalizes the certificate. It's only $20 and we will take care of the postage (no shipping charge to U.S. addresses but there is sales tax for certificates going to a Wisconsin address).

The one pctured here is "Boldly,' meaning "With determination and courage" and we use it in a sentence as follows: "Gretchen was on a mission very much like the starship Mustard, to boldly go where no condiment had gone before." But pick your own adverb and let the Curator have fun with it. You can even let the Curator invent a new adverb at no additional charge,

We have addjectives, too! See below. Or get one of each and impress your friends with your knowledge of the obscure.

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Certified POUPON U Adjective

Support the nonprofit National Mustard Museum with a giggle. Pick any adjective and the Curator will define it, use it in a mustard-themed sentence, and send you the handsome certificate, complete with an embossed gold seal. Be sure to indicate in the notes on the order the adjective you want and the first name of the recipient because that's what personalizes the certificate. It's only $20 and we will take care of the postage (no shipping charge to U.S. addresses, but there is sales tax for certificates going to a Wisconsin address).

The one pictured here is "voluptuous" meaning "Curvaceous and sexually attractive" and we use it in a sentence as follows: "As pretty as she always was, Patti was downright voluptuous when she came into the boudoir carrying her famous mutard meringue pie." But pick your own adjective and let the Curator have fun with it. Or the Curator can invent a new adjective at no extra charge.
BR>We have certified adverbs, too. See below.

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